Anita is into swing dancing in a major way, so a lot of that went on, starting immediately after the vows were completed. These people can really dance up a catastrophe.

Well that was fun, and they had slim jims at the buffet, but Helen and I were soon off getting ready for our inland west United States Roadtrip (which we had postponed a few days so we could hit the wedding). So we stopped at Larry's market. Blah blah blah, then we ran into these guys:
Black maxi pads!! If I were a goth girl and just starting to get my period, this would complement my dark and gloomy menses perfectly! I can only hope the toilet paper and kleenex markets show similiar trends. Soon you won't be able to find anything at ALL in my house. Paper towels, napkins... I support this idea so much, I'll switch to black dental floss if they start making it. (4 hours later) Oh yeah, bedtime.